#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird
tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
(choking)
(Source: depplyhallows)
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Mar 25
Mar 18
OMG
Why I can never take vegans seriously.
Mar 14
twiststreet’s been posting about 30 Rock lately, which got me thinking about this, my all-time favorite scene from the show. My all-time favorite scene, which reveals Alec Baldwin for the comic genius he is.
Mar 10
FOR A SECOND I WAS LIKE WOW THATS A REALLY STRANGE SHAPED FINGER MANNEQUIN THING BUT IM NOT SURE IF ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A FINGER ANYMORE
(Source: barfbyfartjacobs, via robots-in-drag)
Mar 05
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
Mar 04
Adam Hills destroys Joan Rivers for her Adele comments
(Source: paperbagperson)
Mar 01
“ Can you please rename this file as [filename]? Thanks! Then send it back to me so I can send it off.
— (via clientsfromhell)
Feb 27
what am i on
Feb 23
“ Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.
— Gloria Steinem (via calmitate)
(Source: hellanne, via gearheadcurt)
Feb 21
I’d also recommend the NYT article “What if It’s All Been a Big Fat Lie?”
Feb 14
vd-day, btchs
(Source: mathsdebater)
Feb 11
(Source: pdlcomics)
Feb 08
“ Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
— Slovenian Proverb (via kissmeimlazy)
“ Character is doing what’s right thing when nobody’s looking.
— J.C. Watts (via kissmeimlazy)
