January 2010
14 posts
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Lucia: So apparently there’s a Yale group called Rape and Sexual Violence Prevention. RSVP.
Laura: Yeah, that’s awkward.
Oh.... Conan
thatkindoftickles:
rachell:
[Conan, speaking to students] If you indulge me for a second, I’d like to read a review from just this year. Somehow, Conan O’Brien has transformed himself into the brightest star in the Late Night firmament. His comedy is the gold standard and Conan himself is not only the quickest and most inventive wit of his generation, but quite possibly the greatest host ever....
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”
– Calvin and Hobbes (via my-sugalumps, quote-book)
“Our web application support team doesn’t know html or javascript, can you redo...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“We have this idea that love is supposed to last forever. But love isn’t like...”
– Neil Strauss, The Game
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady. It...”
– Jennifer Love Hewitt, on her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge.
clientsfromhell:
A client just submitted his logo to me by sending a link to his store’s address on Google Maps… “Click on the thumbtack and it will take you to a picture of the front of my store. The logo is on the sign.”
“I liked your beard the length it was yesterday.”
– Shit (via david)
“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
– Dave Barry (via kissmeimlazy)
clientsfromhell:
Me: “We can’t print this; this image is really low resolution, even for a 72 dpi thing off the web. It’s literally 300 pixels and we are printing it on a 6x9 inch postcard.”
Boss: “It’s fine, just go with it.”
Me: “But we are a commercial printer—if our own ads look like crap, why should anyone hire us?”
Boss: “We just have opposing philosophies.”
Stupidity, merely...
“Obsessions make my life worse but my work better”
– Stefan Sagmeisters
“I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your...”
– Thanks 4chan