February 2012
2 posts
Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve...
– truth
January 2012
25 posts
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alexpetitepotato:
About the 6 degrees of separation theory…
I was quite skeptical about it seeing how many people are out there - it just doesn’t seem plausible that I’m connected to say, Barack Obama, by 6 people or less.
But that was before I factored in my slutty friends, and now it all makes sense.
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
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To be fair, I work with fertilizer and see this kind of shit all the time.
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Until they can create a cyber weapon to target stupidity and erase it from the...
December 2011
14 posts
If you are going to do anything, do it to perfection and surround yourself with...
– John Galliano (via kissmeimlazy)
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I squandered.
– George Best (via kissmeimlazy)
Luxury is the income tax of vanity. But it is so pleasant.
– - Karl Lagerfeld (via kissmeimlazy)
November 2011
9 posts
I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey...
– Joel Rosenberg (via kissmeimlazy)