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Humor, quotes & internet culture
Jan 28
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lulinternet:

DrEaMsszzz

lulinternet:

DrEaMsszzz

Jan 27
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thedailywhat:

DIY Doritos Ad of the Day: Though Jack Dreesen, John Ramsey and David Ward’s homemade Doritos ad didn’t win the chip brand’s annual direct-your-own-Super-Bowl-spot competition, it still won.

How is that possible? Just watch.

[reddit.]

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alexpetitepotato:

About the 6 degrees of separation theory…

I was quite skeptical about it seeing how many people are out there - it just doesn’t seem plausible that I’m connected to say, Barack Obama, by 6 people or less.

But that was before I factored in my slutty friends, and now it all makes sense.

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(Source: pushthemovement)

Jan 26
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ticklemejesus:

according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star

you’re actually a few million years late.

that star is dead

just like your dreams

Jan 23
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240posse:

antyon:

LMAO

This. 

240posse:

antyon:

LMAO

This. 

(Source: elizabethgeorgina, via pochmaui)

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(Source: conangifs, via pochmaui)

Jan 22
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lulinternet:

every single day of my life

Jan 21
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Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman

Jan 20
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thefrogman:

We don’t have time for this. Klingons are invading Uranus.

thefrogman:

We don’t have time for this. Klingons are invading Uranus.

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To be fair, I work with fertilizer and see this kind of shit all the time.
Jan 19
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BEST. WEDDING. EVER.

BEST. WEDDING. EVER.

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“I’m assuming this child just got sponsored”krudmuffin

(via jeeeorgiaaa)