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Humor, quotes & internet culture
Jul 26
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tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

(via auto-motif)

Jul 21
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crudmudgeon:

Matt BorsJune 27, 2013
 (via Matt Bors)

crudmudgeon:

Matt Bors

June 27, 2013

(via Matt Bors)

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ronworkman:

Colored pencil Daft Punk drawing by Andrew Wilson

(via:gaksdesigns)

Jul 13
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Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.
— Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity (via grimmeh)

(Source: raccoonology, via 5window)

Jul 12
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unwrapping:

My Favorite Tumblr Policy Revisions: 
Tumblr posted revised drafts of the Terms of Service, Privacy Policy and Community Guidelines. Highlighted are my favorite revisions from the Community Guidelines draft.

Jul 11
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so-i-t-goes:

yogamakesmestronger:

(via TumbleOn)


Things I need to do. Maybe I’ll print this out and pin it on my wall

so-i-t-goes:

yogamakesmestronger:

(via TumbleOn)

Things I need to do. Maybe I’ll print this out and pin it on my wall

(Source: gymandmotivation, via gearheadcurt)

Jul 10
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auto-motif:

black-coffee13:

kateoplis:

Huxley vs. Orwell

They were both right.

reblogging again because accuracy.

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Modern society has no place for an alpha, a beta, or anything resembling a carnivorous predatory social structure. “Alpha” is just a positive-sounding synonym for “asshole,” and it is not an acceptable excuse for behaving like a cocksock, because the sad reality is, there is never an excuse for behaving like a cocksock.
Jul 09
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

(Source: atomheart-brother, via auto-motif)

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Alternate brand slogans

helencho:

jkottke:

Artist Lisa Hanawalt has been sketching big company logos with alternate slogans, including KFC, BMW, Toyota, McDonald’s, Nike, and Subway. The Subway and Toyota ones are my favorite:

Hanawalt Subway

Hanawalt Toyota

Food option. You need a fucking car unfortunately. Smell bread. Awesome.

food option

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The content you share speaks more to who you are than your social profile.
— Jonathan Perelman, Buzzfeed (via @courtenaybird)

(via courtenaybird)

Jul 07
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Modern man is no longer interested in finding the truth. Rather, he is interested in being validated. So much of what passes for news can be easily disproved, or at the very least can be found to be evidence neutral, but because it sounds good and feels right, it is correct enough.
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kickstarter:

dailyseinfeld:

Jerry Seinfeld on How to Write a Joke (by The New York Times)

Valuable advice from the one and only Jerry Seinfeld. 

Jul 06
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arrafrost:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

Six people are dead

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